Text: Anna “Anaka” Högberg Jenelius, Axel PålssonMelody: H.Y.C.Y.BH, Tom CardyListen: https://youtu.be/–9kqhzQ-8Q?si=_BX7nKfixMFf9V8p When Shadowheart can’t hit on a DC 4I don’t say it yet When Gale fails a DC 1 mind control on a cultistI don’t say it yetNo When Astarion is too weak to open a catacomb I still don’t say it But when TavTill låt →
Category: Outlandish songs
Soldier, Poet, King
Music/lyrics: The Oh HellosListen: https://youtu.be/uedJx6hkKS0 [Verse 1]There will come a soldierWho carries a mighty swordHe will tear your city down, oh lei oh lai oh LordOh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh LordHe will tear your city down, oh lei oh lai oh Lord [Verse 2]There will come a poetWhose weapon is His wordHe willTill låt →
Blood Upon the Snow
Music/lyrics: Andrew Hozier Byrne / Bear McCrearyFrom: “God of War Ragnarök”Listen: https://youtu.be/-32-6FqGW2E To all things housed in her silenceNature offers a violenceThe bear that keeps to his own lineThe wolf that seeks always his own kindThe world that hardens as the harsher winter holdsThe parent forced to eat its young before it grows Every bird,Till låt →
Down by the River
Text: Borislav SlavovFrom: “Baldur’s Gate 3”Listen: https://youtu.be/zSVRtM1x9wQ?si=BeQtbw9yNktg9hvy Lace your heart with mineLet your sleeping soul take flightTake me through the nightDown down down by the riverDown down down by the river Hanging moon in fogMists will lead where you belongSweep me off my feetDown down down by the riverDown down down by the riverDown downTill låt →
The Ramblin’ Rover
Text & Melody: Silly WizardListen: https://youtu.be/pEMXYJeCNPY Oh, there’re sober men aplentyAnd drunkards barely twentyThere are men of over ninetyThat have never yet kissed a girlBut give me a ramblin’ roverFrae Orkney down to DoverWe will roam the country overAnd together we’ll face the world I’ve roamed through all the nationsIn delight of all creationsAnd enjoyedTill låt →
Leave Her, Johnny
Lyrics/Melody: Trad.Listen: https://youtu.be/nCtn6igpgP4 I thought I heard the Old Man say“Leave her, Johnny, leave her”Tomorrow ye will get your payAnd it’s time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her For the voyage is long and the winds don’t blow And it’s time for us to leaveTill låt →
Juice of the Vine
Melody: Lorne BalfeLyrics: Jonathan Goldstein & John DaleyFrom: “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves”Listen: https://youtu.be/Tqfh_J1zuzY?t=16 Not fortune found, nor fate divine,Come close to toping the juice of the vine.With cherry crew, we sip and sway,Let’s tip the tankard and waste the day. Reeraw! Well ye ken, our toils can wait for a time.We saw theTill låt →
Brave Sir Robin
Melody & Lyrics: Monty PythonFrom: “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”Listen: https://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8 Bravely bold Sir RobinRode forth from Camelot.He was not afraid to die,Oh brave Sir Robin.He was not at all afraidTo be killed in nasty ways.Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scaredTo be mashed into a pulp.OrTill låt →
When words fail
Melody & Lyrics: Jeanine Tesori, David Lindsay-AbaireFrom: Shrek the MusicalListen: https://youtu.be/IKNEybIQRHI?t=123 I picked this flowerRight over thereIs where it grewAnd I don’t really like itBut it made me think of youBecause it’s prettyIs what I’m trying to sayAnd you are also prettyBut I like you anyway!
Hoist up the Thing
Music & Lyrics: The Long JohnsListen: https://youtu.be/SaEXyQg7pCc Fresh out of college with grades straight from HellI browsed for a trade at which I could excelAn ad for a ship in need of some manningMen, sails, and purpose, but lacking a captain What luck, says I, to find such good fortuneA few white lies later, ITill låt →