Text: Anna “Anaka” Högberg Jenelius, Axel Pålsson
Melody: H.Y.C.Y.BH, Tom Cardy
Listen: https://youtu.be/–9kqhzQ-8Q?si=_BX7nKfixMFf9V8p
When Shadowheart can’t hit on a DC 4
I don’t say it yet
When Gale fails a DC 1 mind control on a cultist
I don’t say it yet
No
When Astarion is too weak to open a catacomb
I still don’t say it
But when Tav asks me
“How do I defeat the Absolute?”
I look at them
In their FACE
And I say
“You should eat a tadpole”
Ski-bap ba-dap tadpole
I might be a squid
But since you’re asking me
You better gobble up a tadpole
Of course I’m being serious
I put the first one inside your big dumb eye hole
Also it’s fun to watch them squirm
Since it will make them become a mindflayer visibly